The research field of Pataphysical Medical Technology can best be described as seeking out unscientific applications of scientific methodology. Put in a more lemniscular fashion: pataphysical medical technology and it's ancillary disciplines seek to invert the old axiom of beating swords into ploughshares, instead trying to beat ploughshares into a collection of tiny souvenier spoons that convincingly tell the story of a vacation that was never taken to a series of tourist destinations that never existed.
